..: Amar aur Bhabhi :..

Main aur Amar bachpan se dost the. Hum log paas hi paas rahte the aur saath khelte the. Hum donon hi padhne mein bahut tez the aur hamesha class mein pahli ya doosari position laate the. Inter paas karne ke baad hum dono ka admission ek hi Engineering College mein ho gaya aur hum donon ek hi kamre mein rahte the. Hum donon achchhe numberon se pass hote chale gaye aur engineering pass karne ke baad hum donon ko hi multinational companiyon mein bahut achchhi naukariyaan mil gaeen. Phir kuchh dinon baad Amar ne naukari chhod di aur apni factory Mumbai mein lagaa li. Us ka achchha kaarobaar jam gayaa. Phir usne ek makaan bhi kharid liyaa. Uske paas motor gaadiyaan bhi ho gayeen. Yaddyapi hum log mil nahin paaye par ek doosare ka haal phone se pataa lagaate rahte the. Amar ki dekha-dekhi maine bhi apni naukri chhod di aur apni factory Delhi ke paas Ballabhgarh mein lagaali. Bhagwaan ki kripa se meri bhi factory achchhi chal nikli aur maine bhi apna makaan banaa liyaa. Mere paas bhi kaee motor-gaadiyaan ho gayeen. Kaee naukar naukaraani bhi maine rakh liye. Ek din Amar ka phone aayaa ki voh shaadi karne jaa raha hai ladki ka naam Sushmita hai aur mujhe apni shaadi mein aane ke liye bulaayaa par un dinon mujhe Hindustan se baahar apni business ke silsile mein zaroori kaam se jaana tha is liye main shaadi mein na jaa sakaa. Usne bataayaa ki Sushmita bahut hi sundar hai. Maine usse kahaa ki jaise hi mujhe samaya milega main unse milne Mumbai zaroor aaoongaa. Main kaee mahine un donon se mil to na paayaa par un donon se aksar phone par baatein hoti rahatin. Phir unka ek din phone aayaa ki agle maheene main Mumbai unke paas kam se kam ek hafte ke liye zaroor aaoon. Maine vaadaa kar liyaa ki main zaroor aaoongaa. Agle mahine main Mumbai unke paas ek hafte ke liye gayaa. Airport par voh donon yaani Amar aur Sushmita mujhe lene aaye. Sushmita ko dekhte hi maine unse kahaa ki sach bhabhi aap bahut sundar hain. Amar ne mujhse kahaa zaroor tha ki aap bahut sundar ho par aaj aap ko dekh kar zaroor kah sakta hoon ki waqaee aap bahut sundar hain. Amar ki pasand ki main daad deta hoon. Bhabhi apni taareef sunkar bahut khush hueen. Ghar aakar un donon ne meri bahut aobhagat ki. Phir donon mujhe Mumbai dikhane le gaye aur raat mein mujhe ek badhiyaa restaurant mein khaanaa khilaane le gaye. Doosare din voh dono mujhe Elephanta caves dikhaane le gaye. Jab shaam ko der se laute to Amar ne poonchha ki thakavat mitaane ke liye whisky piyoge. Maine kahaa ki zaroor piyoongaa. Tab usne Johnnie Walker Black Label ki botal nikaali aur do gilaas, soda aur baraf laane ke liye Sushmita se kahaa. Sushmita do gilaas soda aur baraf le aaeen. Maine kahaa teen gilaas laaiye agar aap nahin piyengi to main bhi nahin piyunga. Amar ne kahaa Vijay kah rahe hain to aaj pi hi lo. Sushmita phir ek gilaas aur le aaeen. Amar ne kaha ki snacks ke baare mein to main kahanaa bhool hi gayaa thaa. Sushmita phir salted kaju aur salted pista bhi le aayeen. Phir hum teenon ne Johnnie Walker pi aur sab par uskaa asar hone lagaa. Amar Sushmita se bola ki Sushi ek baat tumhein bataayein hamaare sabhi doston mein is Vijay ka lund sabse lamba aur mota hai. Bhabhi boleen tumhein kaise pataa lagaa? Is par Amar ne kahaa ki “hum sabhi dost aapas mein apne lund milaate the aur dekhte the ki kiska lund sabse lamba aur mota hai. Hostel mein main aur Vijay to saath hi rahate the aur hum logon mein koi parda nahin tha aur hum donon aksar ek doosare ko nangaa bhi dekhte the.” Is par Sushmita bhabhi boleen ki “kya tum donon aapas mein ek doosare ki gaand bhi maarte the? Main ne kitaabon mein padhaa hai ki hostel mein jo ladke saath saath rahte hain voh ek doosre ki gaand maarte hain”. Is par Amar ne kaha ki hum donon ne to kabhi bhi ek doosre ki gaand nahin maari. Kahaan yeh padh liyaa hai tumne. Is par Sushmita bhabhi boleen ki "hamaare hostel mein kitaabein waale aate the aur gandi gandi bhaashaa mein likhi kitaabein aur sex ki photo wali magazines laate the hum ladkiyan woh kitaabein aur magazines bade chav se padhteen aur dekhteen theen. Unhin kitaabon mein yeh sab likhaa tha." Amar ne kaha ki" Sushi sach to yeh hai ki bahut hi kam ladke kisi ladke ki gaand maarte hain. Maine to aaj tak tumhaare alaawaa kisi ki bhi gaand nahin maari." Amar ki baat sunkar maine bhabhi se poonchhaa ki bhabhi gaand maraane mein aap ko kaisa laga. Bhabhi boleen ki pahli baar jab Amar ne meri gaand maari to mujhe badaa dard huaa aur aisaa lagaa jaise meri gaand hi phat jayegi. Dubaaraa itnaa dard nahin huaa. phir to dard kam aur mazaa zyada aane lagaa. Ab to agar Amar kaee dinon tak meri gaand nahin maarte hain to main unse gaand maarne ke liye kahti hoon. Maine bhabhi se poonchha ki hostel mein aap aur aap ki dostin bhi aapas mein kuchh kartin theen. Bhabhi boleen hum donon ek doosre ki choochiyan chooste the aur ek doosre ki choot mein ungli karte the. Kabhi kabhi ek doosre ki choot chaat-te choot mein jeebh ghuserte aur ek doosre ki bhagnaasaa (clitoris) ragadte, chooste aur chaat-te the. Agle din Amar aur Sushmita bhabhi mujhe Jahangir Art Gallery, Taraporevala aquarium aur kaee jagah legaye. Sham ko qareeb 3 baje Singapore se phone aayaa ki Amar ka wahan pahunchnaa bahut zaroori hai, kuchh tenders paas karwaane ke liye unkaa wahaan rahanaa zarooree hai aur pahli flight se wahaan pahunch jaayein. Amar pashopesh mein pad gaye ki mujhe bulaakar kaise wahaan chale jaayein. Maine kahaa ki main phir aajaaungaa magar tender haath se na nikal jaayein is liye tum Singapore to zaroor jaao. Mera kahaa maan kar Amar pahli flight se 7 baje Singapore ke liye rawaanaa ho gayaa. Jaate samaya Sushmita bhabhi se kahtaa gayaa ki Vijay ka pooraa khayaal rakhnaa. Amar ke jaane ke baad hum log ek restaurant mein khana khane ke baad ghar laut aaye. Amar ka jaanaa mujhe khal rahaa thaa. Maine Bhabhi se kahaa ki kal main bhi chalaa jaaungaa. Bhabhi boleen ki Amar to chalaa gayaa tum bhi chale jaaoge to mujhe bahut akelaa lagegaa. Tum to ek hafte ke liye aaye ho ek hafte baad hi jaao tabtak Amar bhi laut aayegaa. Bhabhi ke kahne par main ruk gayaa. Raat mein maine bhabhi se phir whisky peene ke liye kahaa. Pahle to bhabhi taiyaar nahin hueen magar mere baar baar israar karne par maan gayeen. Phir hum donon ne whisky pee aur whisky ka achchha khaasaa nashaa hum donon par chadh gayaa aur bhabhi bahki bahki baatein karne lagin. Phir bhabhi utheen aur boleen ki main kapade badal kar aati hoon. Main ne bhi apne kapde utaar diye aur sleeping suit pahan liyaa. Jab bhabhi kapde badal kar lauteen to maine dekha ki kapde badalne ke naam par apne sab kapde utaar kar ek jhinna kapde ki nightie pahan kar aagyeen jisme unki choochiyan aur choochuk (nipples) aur jhaantein (pubic hairs) saaf saaf dikhaaee de rahin theen. Unhein is tarah dekh kar mera laudaa ek dam khadaa ho gayaa. Maine bhabhi se kahaa ki tum is tarah ke kapde mere saamne mat pahnaa karo. Bhabhi boleen kyon? Maine kahaa ki in kapdon mein tumhein dekh kar meraa lund khadaa ho gayaa hai ab ise yahan kaun shaant karegaa? Maine bhabhi se kaha ki “ bhabhi jab aap ki choochiyan itni khoobsurat hain to aap ki choot kaisee hogi”. Bhabhi boleen pahle tum apna lund mujhe dikhaao to mein tumhein apni choot dikhaa doongi. Dekhein tumhara lund khadaa bhi hai ke jhooth kah rahe ho. Maine apna pyjama utaar diye aur bhabhi se kahaa ki dekhiye main jhooth bol rahaa thaa ki sach. Bhabhi ne jab mera aath inch lambaa aur motaa lund dekhaa to boleen ki Amar sach kah rahaa tha Amar ka lund to tumhaare lund ke saamne kuchh bhi nahin hai. Jis ladki ko bhi isse chudwaane ko milegaa us ladki ko mazaa aajaayegaa. Maine kahaa aap bhi chudwaa kar dekhiye ki kitnaa mazaa miltaa hai. Bhabhi boleen ki chudwaaungi to nahin kyon ki agar Amar ko pataa lag gayaa to bada buraa hoga aur voh pataa nahin kyaa sonchegaa. Maine kaha Amar ko pataa kaise lagegaa hum logon ki chudaai ki baat kewal hum donon ko hi to maaloom rahegi. Na tum bataaogi na main bataaoongaa phir use kaise maaloom hoga. Mujhe lagne lagaa ki bhabhi chudwaanaa chahtin hain par unki himmat nahin ho rahi hai. Is liye maine unki choochiyan choosni shuru kar din. Choosne se unki chudaas barh gayee aur unhon ne apni nightie utaar di aur mere baki kapde bhi utaar diye. Ab hum donon puri tarah se nange ho gaye. Bhabhi mera lund pakad kar kheenchti hueen mujhe apne bedroom mein le aayeen aur kahne lageen haan ab chodo mujhe. Maine apna lund unki choot mein dheere dheere karke pooraa ghuser diyaa aur dhakke lagaane lagaa bhabhi ko to bahut hi mazaa aane lagaa voh boleen meri choochi bhi chooso chodne ke saath saath. Maine khub achchhi tarah dhakke lagaaye aur bhabhi aur main saath hi saath jhare. Bhabhi boleen itnaa mazaa chudaai mein unhein kabhi nahin milaa. Phir main do din aur unke saath rahaa aur un donon dinon mein bhabhi ne jamkar mujhse chudvaayaa. Jaane se ek din pahle main unhein bazaar le gayaa aur unhein ek bhadhiya si teen hazaar rupaye ki saree, blouse, brassiere aur petticoat kharidwaaye aur unse kaha ki kaan ke tops aur le leejiye. Bhabhi boleen ki mere paas heere ke tops nahin hain wohi livaa do. Phir unhon ne ek 15 hazaar rupaye ke tops pasand kiye jo maine unhein kharid diye aur unse kaha ki agli baar jab main aaoon to aap yehi kapde aur tops pahan kar mujhe lene aaiyegaa. Yeh cheezein meri or se aap ki shaadi ke uphaar hain. Us raat bhabhi bahut khush theen aur bhabhi ne mujhse khoob chudwaayaa. Agle din Amar wapas aagaye aur Singapore jaane ke liye mujh se maafi maangne lage aur poonchhne-lage ki koi pareshaani to nahin huee. Maine kaha bhabhi ke rahte pareshaani hone ka sawaal hi nahin hota. Bade maze se samaya kat gayaa. Meri baat sunkar bhabhi muskaraeen. Usi raat ko main Delhi ki flight se Delhi laut aayaa. Bhabhi aur Amar ne phir Mumbai aane ke liye kahaa maine kahaa ki ab jaldi hi aaoonga